08/17/06 - A male bottlenose dolphin is once again swimming around
nude in the waters of Florida's west coast, after he was stripped of his
Speedo swimsuit by a Brookfield Zoo marine mammal research team.
Worried that the suit would eventually cut into the mammal's skin and
cause bleeding, the team spent a day chasing the dolphin with boats and
nets before finally corralling him and removing the inappropriate garment.
The dolphin, nicknamed Scrappy, somehow semi-donned the suit back
in July. How, you might wonder, did a dolphin fit into a skimpy Speedo?
Well, it probably helped that the swimsuit was a size X-X-X-X-X-Large.
I don't know what to say about that.
Floridians
and wannabees
